Slowburn: You're missing one key ingredient, n****. News article: Mystikal Reflects on Six-Year Prison Sentence RC (VO): Yeah, he was the only one out of Master P's label that I could actually tolerate as a rapper.kinda. Todd (VO): Oh, yeah, I remember that guy. RC (VO): Wait, is that lit blunt being played by Mystikal? It.yeah, that's him. Slowburn: Go to the bathroom, turn off your annoyin'-ass cell phone, get a big-ass popcorn, and a couple of ice-cold.
MAC AND DEVIN GO TO HIGHSCHOOL QUOTES MOVIE
Well, um.let's have no confusion about what kind of movie we're watching then. Slowburn: My name is Slowburn, and I'm your movie guide. RC (VO): No, no, no, no, Todd, that's not a banana, that.that's a joint. PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME! PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME!
Looks like we're gonna start off with some. Talkin' 'bout she want to watch a romantic comedy. Movie starts Slowburn (Mystikal): And stay out! Man, this girl's trying to fuck up my dick. Todd: How can a movie be so shameful that even Snoop Dogg wouldn't promote it? Well, let's find out. RC (VO): Basically, it has to be considered a lesser entry in Snoop Dogg's film career, which is really an incredible statement, when you think about it.
MAC AND DEVIN GO TO HIGHSCHOOL QUOTES MAC
But even a hit song couldn't push Mac and Devin to anything but a direct-to-video dumpage slot. First Sunday made it to theaters, The Wash made it to theaters, Who's Your Caddy made it to theaters. When I went to the Mac and Devin website, it told me everything about the soundtrack, but nothing about the movie, which eventually limped to DVD without a theatrical release in June. Todd (VO): Even with the song hyping it up everywhere, I couldn't find evidence that this movie even existed. Had a science project, me and Mac killed it Snoop: THC Snoop and Wiz are rapping in character as Mac and Devin about the plot of the movie. Todd (VO): And "Young, Wild & Free" was inextricably tied to it. RC: No, they starred in an entire movie together-a stoner comedy called Mac and Devin Go to High School. So they didn't just make an album together. RC (VO): But despite that, both still want you to take them seriously as rappers, and want to be considered hood and down with the ghetto and not total pop sellouts. go and take That little piece of shit with you. Snoop: You need a boyfriend and I can be that Holla at me, hit me on my video chat.and Maroon 5 ft. Wiz: And you'll be right at home waiting for me iPhone plugged in the wall, just waiting for me. Snoop Dogg: Bikinis, zucchinis, martinis, no weenies. RC (VO): Also for doing guest verses in shitty pop songs.Ĭlips of Katy Perry ft.
Todd (VO): For much of 2012, radios were bumping to "Young, Wild & Free", a dead catchy song from the team up collaboration of living legend Snoop Dogg and hot up-and-comer Wiz Khalifa-two rappers now known pretty much exclusively for smoking unfathomable amounts of weed. Todd: BOOYAH! Todd and Rap Critic review a terrible movie! The two suddenly appear seated next to each other in a different room. Rap Critic (RC): Oh, heck yeah it is! It is. Ain't that right, younger, newer music critic? It's.it's just so transparently the old guy trying to leech out the newer one's relevance, or the new guy trying to borrow the older one's credibility. Todd: You know what's always lame? It's when an established performer does a team-up with a newer one. Todd plays Snoop Dogg, Wiz Kalifa & Bruno Mars - " Young, Wild & Free" on his piano.
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